Ian might be made of 100% Premier acrylic yarn, but he’s got more attitude than half the real flock combined. Smart, sharp, and way too quick with his mouth, he has a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time—and somehow enjoying the chaos it causes. He’ll roast you with a one-liner, charm you with a joke, then pick a fight with the rooster just to “keep things interesting.” Ian may look soft and cuddly, but he’s pure stitched-up trouble with a brain that never shuts off.