Crochet Bea (short for Beatrice) is every bit the broody diva her real-life namesake is. She may be soft, squishy, and handmade, but don’t expect her to share the spotlight. She loves to hoard attention (and imaginary eggs) like it’s her full-time job, sitting prettily while giving side-eye to anyone who dares get too close. One minute she’s sweet and cuddly, the next she’s acting like the star of her own soap opera, clucking about injustices only she can see. Rare, dramatic, and impossible not to adore, Bea Arthur is proof that some hens were born to steal the show.